I hate the midwest

When it starts to get warm out, I get tricked into thinking I can tolerate it here. I'm having trouble finding the drive to look for a job. Why would I find some shitty job I'll never enjoy, living in a shitty town I don't enjoy being in?
I need to be somewhere I can see palm trees and the weather is always perfect for my flip flops. I want t0 ride my beach cruiser along the actual beach. I want to wake up every morning loving where I'm at.
I don't want to let my dreams die here and settle for mediocrity. I was meant for so much more than this! I'm not going to watch my life pass me by anymore...